Strong Drinks

Guy to girl, peering in window: "They have all these really interesting drinks. They're really strong, like sass-her-ass and stuff."





(Overheard by EWW in front of Vena's Fizz House)

Zuzu's Petals

Dad, to young, giggling child riding in shopping cart: "Every time I touch your hair, an angel gets its wings!"




(Overheard at Target in South Portland)