A Djibouti Man

Patron One: "Could someone as ignorant as Donald Trump really become President of the United States?"

Patron Two: "I don't know, but if he does, we Somalis need to stick together."

Patron One: "OK brother, but I'm not Somali, I'm a Djibouti man."  





(Overheard by EL near the reference desk at the Portland Public Library)

It Might Just Be You

First guy in group of guys who smell strongly of weed: "I love Portland. You can smell pot everywhere you go!"

Other guys: "Oh yeah!"





(Overheard by JR on Congress Street)