It's still a thing

Man: "What day is it?"
Woman: "It's St. Patrick's Day."
Man: "Is it the 16th?"
Woman: "It's March 17th, St. Patrick's Day."
Man: "I didn't realize that was still a thing."





(Overheard at Rose Foods)

50 Shades of Business

Male customer to female friend: "I'm literally turning him clockwise and spanking his ass with my offer."





(Overheard by LB at Coffee By Design on Congress Street.)