Person One: "Y'know what? Virginia's kind of a shithole."
Person Two: "Dude. Virginia sucks."
(Overheard by AJL at the Yosaku sushi bar)
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Person One: "Y'know what? Virginia's kind of a shithole."
Person Two: "Dude. Virginia sucks."
(Overheard by AJL at the Yosaku sushi bar)
Walking woman, talking on cell phone: "Yeah, I have these two deadlines coming up, and I just need to work harder."
Apparently unhoused gentleman, sitting on bench: "You need to work smarter, not harder!"
(Overheard by JAT in Evergreen Cemetery)