Sunday, January 10, 2010

What A Catch

Blond martini-sipping woman: "Wow, the chef used to be hot...but isn't he hotter now that his wife is pregnant?"

Brunette martini-sipping woman
: "I think it's the beard. But yes, hot then, hot now. I need another martini. Was that last one strong?! He's hot and he sells a strong martini. What a catch!"

(Overheard by Delilah at Evangeline)

1 comment:

Kate. said...

Hahaha, this is awesome. For me, virility would be a turn OFF. Eek! It'd be more like, "He's sterile? Hey now!" :)