Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Teacher, to history class: "What I remember about Watergate was being with my grandmother, and she was crying. And I just wanted her to make me a grilled cheese sandwich."

Student: "That's such a great memory! You remember the exact situation!"

Teacher: "Yes, all I cared about was that grilled cheese sandwich. You know, that's just how children are. Especially fat children!"

(Overheard at a Portland high school by Margot)


maggie said...

That was so funny, I think I will remember it for the rest of my life. Also "Alexander Hamilton had a variety of relationships."

charlotte said...

oh my GOD! i forgot how she always talks about how fat she was as a child!